TRIATHLON IS NOT A PRETTY SPORT

So. Lepow Photo took this picture of me at the last TriAmerica race, the one I DNF'd.

All I have to say is, HOLY FATSVILLE.

I mean, I knew I gained some weight since I got sick, but DAMN. I mean, this is the worst photo of me EVER TAKEN. Or close, anyway. UGH. Just when I got over my whole fear of how fat I look in triathlon clothes, I find this picture.

YUCK. YUCK. YUCK.

And how the FUCK can someone who works out as much as I do and races as much as I do be this fat? I'm baffled.